Monday, October 6, 2008

Day 18



We are settled in for the week
Had a quiet day relaxing & of course sipping a few
As you can see the pool was very busy & full of beautiful chicks


I chose this honey from all the others
And a wise choice it was

Oh yea-I was at Pet Smart yesterday buying the dog's a big bag of dog food & when I was waiting at the check-out the blonde behind me says"do you have a dog?
So I told her no & that I was going back on the Purina diet.
She asked how does that work
I told her I carry around pockets full of the nuggets & every time you feel hungry you just eat a nugget as its very nutritious & good for you.In fact I lost 50 lbs before I ended up in the hospital.
Then she wanted to know how I ended up in the hospital if it was so nutritious.
Well I said the other day i stepped off the curb to sniff a german sheppard's ass & a bus hit us both.

They told me not to come back to Pet Smart

1 comment:

TRY HARDER said...

Thats the best story ever!!! I think ur setting the bar a little high so early in the trip.