Due to the recent budget cuts,the stock market crash,the increase in the cost of electricity,oil,gas & groceries the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
We apologize for the inconvenience.
Sincerely-The Government
More bailout
BAILOUT
Hey Rod:Do you know this woman?
She claims she knows you!
OK
Jan 25,2009
ELEVEN MONTHS FROM TODAY IS CHRISTMAS
Beans for kids
I understand
Only @ Rotten Ronnies
1 Picture = 1,000 Words
"I'm not excited"
We're divers too
More signs
Another great sign
Arizona signs
ok fine
Remembering Back When
there were important decisions
Vino Porko
Honest honey I only had 1 glass of wine
The Evil Smirk
The Evil Eye
BAMBI
I would like to wish everybody a Happy New Year
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM RICK & PEG.
'MISS YOU'
Santa may get lost
What goes around comes around
Christmas
What did Adam say on the night before Christmas?
It's Christmas,Eve
Merry Christmas
Ha-So
Bonjour
Hola
License Plate Spotted
My kind of plate
2008's First Christmas Joke
3 Easterners died on Christmas Eve & were at the pearly gates waiting to get in. St Peter said in order to get in they must produce something that symbolizes Christmas. The first guy from New Bruinswick whipped out a bick lighter,& lit it. St. Peter said what does that represent? He said a candle & through the gates he went. The second guy from Nova Scotia searched his pockets & came out with a set of keys & shook them-bells he said & through the gates he went. The third guy from Newfoundland fumbled through his pockets for a while & finally came out with a pair of panties. St. Peter said how does that represent Chrismas? He replied "these are Carols"
Dream'n
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Word Scrapper
"He thinks I'm looking up a recipe for dinner"
Janny-May
OK Barry-Where did you hide the damn wine?
A Heartwarming Story
We were in the mall the other day & saw a little boy who looked like he was in trouble.Just then a cop came by & the little boy said he had lost his grandfather.The cop asked him what his grandfather was like.The little boy thought for a while & said "He like Bud Lite & girls with large breasts)
California Trivia
Did you know that on some of California's beaches you are not allowed to smoke However you can take your dog to dinner if you eat on an outside patio Just thought you should know
Word Scrapper
Honest Honey I never played word scrapper today
For Carson-Pegasus
Need more horses for the Jeep
LIGHT BEER
Just me doing my part
GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS
The goods news is the price of diesel keeps dropping- 88 cents a litre
The bad news is beer went up to $17.99 for 30 cans
BROWN SAGA
Well guess what. The envelope sent via UPS for overnight delivery on Sept 24th has been returned to St. Albert. Not quite a month. Now that's service Now the fight for the refund starts. I know what brown can do for me!
Canadian Thanksgiving
Do you all realize that if the Pilgrims had given the Indians a Donkey instead of a Turkey we would all be having a piece of ass today
The "Brown" saga
It's been 2 weeks & 2 days & still no overnight delivery from UPS
Cheesy Stickers
Another must for travellers
WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU
UPS Saga Wed Sept 24th Wendy sent a envelope via UPS for 1 day delivery to Seaside Oregon(that be where we are staying) Friday Sept 26 it was in Calgary-Wendy went to UPS & said she wanted it back as we were leaving Seaside,Ok they said it would be back Sat but no guarantee as they only guarantee it going out not coming back???????????????????????? Monday Sept 29-Package in Louisville Kentucky Wed Oct 1st-now in Michigan Thurs Oct 2nd-back in Louisville Kentucky Sun Oct 5th-Still no Package & they will not refund $ till Wendy files a written complaint & they review it to see if the circumstances warrant a refund
So when they say "what can brown do for you" The answer is "Shit"
Found nice campground --BUT we were delivered this message
An unreasonably strong pacific storm carrying left over tropical moisture from an asian typhoon...will spread significant rain accross northern California with excess amounts of 2" of rain or better. this will cause significant amounts of run off including debris...like ash from fires...mud...& tree debris.Gusts of wind will reach 25 to 35mph or higher during the afternoon & motorists should use extra vigilance when navigating roadways due to standing water causing hydroplaning.
WE TOOK THIS TO MEAN-"GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE" So we did
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