They say the Colorado River is 62 degrees.
Looks like someone is going for a dip!
Holy shit Batman!
Major shrinkage.
I know I shouldn't chirpWhile we're here in Earp
But a new friend I Found
At this local Campground
His name is Al
And he's my new pal
He will go to the bar
And also Nascar
He drinks scotch by the glass
Which made him fall on his ass
In the dog pen he lay
So much to our dismay
But nothing got broken
So nothing will be spoken
Of the fun we had that day
So here's to Al
My new Pal
May he live forever and a day
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ONE SCOTCH TOO MANY
By Your Pal Al
MB had gone shopping and I stayed at home
To sit by the river and read my new tome.
As Happy Hour came and I was alone,
I walked down the beach to see what was going on.
There were R.C. & Velma and Janey & Dick,
We were all there to welcome Peggy & Rick.
MB arrived home and joined in the fun
As we enjoyed the last rays of the setting sun.
I'd had a bit of Cutty, and I know when's enough
So when MB went home, I said "I'm givin' up."
I got up to leave
But Rick grabbed my sleeve
And he held me hostage right there.
Now Peggy's a doll
But SHE made me fall
'Cause she forced me back down in my chair.
She brought out the Glenlivet, and what could I do?
I'm a polite man so I said "Why, thank you!"
I had just a shot,
I'm sure not a lot.
The shitzus were off leash, you know,
Leaving their pen in my way, and so
When I got up to leave and I said my farewell
I wound up in the pen saying "What the Hell!"
R.C. walked me home in disgrace and shame
Where my bride scolded me and called me a name.
I'll keep better track of my drinks from now on
If those Canucks won't force me to have another one.
Rick is losing his mind!!! I have booked a room at the Ponaka Hospital, better head home! Lymrics?????
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